South Side Sox Bird app recap: Who cares about the score?
Somehow the White Sox have lost two straight games by five runs against the Diamondbacks. Yes, blown twice in a row by Arizona. Is this afternoon the third? We’ll see, but maybe they’ll find a new way to disappoint us! Well, at least Dylan Cease throws, he can’t disappoint us!
This range can, however.
Winner? No, Jerry doesn’t allow it.
Reinsdorf was arrested for collusion in the ’80s and spearheaded the cancellation of the World Series in ’94. The White Sox were longtime employers of Omar Vizquel and Dave Wilder. They were the AL’s most losing team 10-20 and they’ve now let Hahn fail repeatedly in winning moves. https://t.co/iNYekpKpjL
— Nick (@Nick_BPSS) August 28, 2022
Dylan Cease goes 1-2-3 to start first.
1-2-3 innings for Cease, the Sox are back, baby!
– Dump Dump (@DumpOnTheUmp) August 28, 2022
As in the last two games, the D’backs scored a run in the second inning, this time Stone Garrett hit his first career home run to make it 1-0 at Arizona.
Stone Garrett’s first career home run in MLB – and Steve Stone was on the call.
– Christophe Kamka (@ckamka) August 28, 2022
Very few tweets about the offense so far because, as expected, they literally did nothing.
BBQ parfaits are coming out in force today.
Gavin Sheets is actually playing good outfield defense for once???
Literally two hits so far for the Sox offense. Stop throwing well, but you can’t win without points.
I’m glad it looks like we’re getting close to realizing how bad and how funny this team is. It’s a healthy step.
— pain side sox (@NorthSideSoxPod) August 28, 2022
Grandal hits well, in Charlotte, but let’s face it, that probably won’t translate to the majors.
A boring game is just as bad as a terrible game, and this game is both.
The White Sox are brutal boredom to watch.
— Josh Nelson (@soxmachine_josh) August 28, 2022
Vaughn hits a double to finally breathe some life into the offense, and there are runners at second and third with just one out in the sixth.
A double? In Jerry Reinsdorf’s economy??
— Dr. C Spaghetti (@C_Spaghett1) August 28, 2022
Finally, a race.
Sheets leads into the race tied with a sacrificial fly on the right. 1-1 in 6th grade
—Scott Merkin (@scottmerkin) August 28, 2022
AJ Pollock singles out Vaughn and hunts Zach Davies. Oh, 2-1 Sox.
The leader dropped Zach Davies
—Herb Lawrence (@Ecnerwal23) August 28, 2022
The White Sox may be winning, but it’s still selling the team.
— Ali White (@aliwhitesox) August 28, 2022
Stop processing.
A second-inning home run eliminated Cease’s chance for something truly special today, but as they stretch at The Rate he struck out 16 straight batters, including all three in the seventh thanks in part to play spectacular by Josh Harrison at third base.
— Vinnie Duber (@VinnieDuber) August 28, 2022
That’s about right for this year.
It’s the first time a White Sox starting pitcher not named Johnny Cueto has recorded an 8th inning out this season.
– Christophe Kamka (@ckamka) August 28, 2022
Pain.
Dylan Cease has a new career high for innings pitched in a game, but after Sergio Alcántara lifted a 0-2 warmer for a solo shot, he also has a draw in the eighth
—James Fegan (@JRFegan) August 28, 2022
THEY HAVE TWO SHOTS AND THEY ARE TWO SHOTS AT HOME
– Dump Dump (@DumpOnTheUmp) August 28, 2022
Hush stop.
CY Stopped in 8 innings (103 pitches), 2 H, 2 HR, 1 BB, 8 K
– most innings he ever pitched in the early game
– first runner not named johnny cueto to go 8 innings
I can’t ask for more than that.
— CHGO White Sox (@CHGO_WhiteSox) August 28, 2022
The White Sox got into a double play, but Andrew Vaughn is untagged, and after a review, he’s called a safe. Never mind, however; The sheets could not take advantage of it.
The White Sox lead the league in one batting category, who wants to guess which one?
— jacki (@zombie_jacki) August 28, 2022
Relevant statistics:
Christian Walker leads the Diamondbacks on the march
– Christophe Kamka (@ckamka) August 28, 2022
The D’backs score one against Graveman, so it’s 3-2, them.
The Diamondbacks take the lead on McCarthy’s hit. Rojas sent off at home plate to end the inning. 3-2 Arizona at 9th.
—Scott Merkin (@scottmerkin) August 28, 2022
Stand up for the Sox to try and win it (there’s no way we’re winning this):
Andrus doubles and Eloy walks, and there’s a two out in the ninth (still no way to win that) And uhhhh Leury hits hard for Zavala???
Seby Zavala Last 5 games: .357/.550/.500, 6 steps
Leury Garcia: played 1 MLB game since 8/16
Well done Tony!!!
— Liddle Tina (@liddle_ktina) August 28, 2022
As if there was any doubt, the Sox are being swept away by Arizona. Is there still a reason to care?
Except that won’t be the case.
Getting swept away by the D-Backs should get people fired.
— Steve Morck (@YourBoyStove) August 28, 2022
Maybe this rebuilding thing should be handled by real professionals.
Burn down the stadium, fold the team, and give us something better to do with our lives.
Just burn the stadium at this stage imo
—Steve Lim (@Lymb0) August 28, 2022
The walk is over. Now is the time to throw up all the ups and downs.
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